What are the weirdest song titles in your playlist or music collection?
Submitted by Charline.
You Can't Eat Cardboard with a Superficial Fork
the only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one
which to bury, us or the hatchet?
complainte de la butte
may the horse be with you
failure to excommunicate
slow dancing in a burning room
where does the good go?
Chap Stick, Chapped Lips, And Things Like Chemistry
Hoopes I Did it Again
Reinventing the Wheel To Run Myself Over
Sweet words spilt
Like they’re something new
I love the splash,
But I can’t pour them on you
Get the broom
Sweep up this mess
A kindly gesture
Put to test
The petals are falling
The water’s unclear
Replenish the vase
But not with tears
Sharp words picked
Like a fresh bouquet
Someone’s getting
Flowers today
Don’t answer the door
It’s not what you think
You’re getting flowers
But they’ll make your heart sink
You don’t give them water
But they live anyway
They’ll haunt you forever
Starting today
radiant in
the fading light
sprawling ‘cross
the sky tonight
spider webs
disrupt the sky
the simple things
catch your eye
questions slowly
begin to rise
one unanswered
why
blackened things
are worse than they seem
when you’re looking at
a two-color scheme
edges of a blanket
threads are bare
but it isn’t so bad
when the moment is shared
along came one
and then came two
so i just assumed
it was some sort of fluke
but then I realized
with a little unease
that I would soon
be dealing card three
at the start of the hand
you feigned discontent
made me responsible
for all your lament
but I know better
than to trust those lies
cause that's not what I hear
when I look in your eyes
there's another story
straining to break free
but your present tense
won't admit what you need
I've given you all
the cards you can get
until you wager
your next bet
I wish he didn't think something was always wrong so when I told him everything was fine, he'd actually believe me.
Something doesn't have to be wrong all the time! Everything can be going good- it's allowed. He always thinks something is wrong and then when I tell him nothing is wrong he thinks I'm lying//doesn't believe me and then I look distrusting. He says I don't tell him when stuff is bugging me but I do. And when I pointed out to him that just a few days ago I texted him because something was bugging me, he said that was only like the 2nd time I've ever told him something was bothering me. Well, maybe I'm just an easy-going person and not a lot of stuff bothers me. Ya sure little stuff happens that I don't like, but it isn't worth it to me to waste time being all upset when it's something little. I'd rather spend the time not caring about it and being happy.
When life gives me lemons, I just toss 'em in the trash and walk away.
What will be your famous last words?
Submitted by ngocaroo.
HAHAHAHAHA [laughter]. =D
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